So Paris Hilton is released because jail sucks and it is upsetting to be there. The poor dear wasn't eating and we all know what a chow hound she is. (I hear that she just loves Carl 's Jr. BBQ Burger.) You have to wonder what type of oblivion reigns in the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department.
Putting aside the remote possibility that she actually did have a serious medical problem that permitted her to attend the MTV Movie Awards but not to sit in her cell, why would you want the ridicule that will almost certainly attend the decision? Even if you have an extraordinarily thick skin, why would you want to send this type of message about our justice system? Al Sharpton (while fondly recalling his night with Paris) is already on his soapbox and, this time, it's hard to argue with him.
If you really don't mind going through the rest of your life with your picture in the dictionary under "grovel", wouldn't you want to shuck your (wo)manhood for a bigger star than Paris Hilton?