Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Holy mixed metaphor

Drawing hoots from the crowd, she pulled out a stack of condoms and said: "I had my friends from Planned Parenthood give me a bunch of condoms because I feel I need to protect myself from John McCain as a woman."

Gwen Moore has eyes for John McCain. Who would have knew?

3 comments:

James said...

I think John McCain has better tastes in women.

And not to be crude, but George Carlin has a great line that applies to the thought of intimacy with Gwen Moore. I'll paraphrase; "I wouldn't make love to her with a stolen male reproductive organ."

Anonymous said...

Yeah, as long as she has money.

Anonymous said...

Careful, Professor, you are dumping on one of the highest-ranking Marquette graduates in the federal government.